TODAY'S HEADLINE
"Forget hot girl summer," one user wrote. "I'm here for frat boy summer. #MakeAmericaFratAgain."
The university will not pursue criminal charges against those who participated in the destruction and seizure of the Millar Library, nor will students be suspended, expelled, or punished for their role in the occupation.
Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe says Canada Revenue Agency is going to audit province's books for carbon tax owed to Ottawa.
"That Montana meat cutter became I guess the number one recipient of lobbyists dollars in all of Washington."
"Due to the distress caused by the violence that took place on Royce Quad late last night and early this morning, all classes are cancelled today.
NYPD Deputy Commissioner Kaz Daughtry called it "an incredible scene and proud moment."
"On Day One of my new administration, we are going to throw out BIDENOMICS, and reinstate MAGANOMICS."
"It is clear that individuals who previously worked for Hamas-linked charities are now a driving force behind AMP and hence NSJP/SJP."
The sole pilot was "successfully ejected" from the plane and taken to hospital to be treated for minor injuries.
"I will get him released," Trump vowed. "Putin is going to release him."
"You would think somewhere along the way, he would have been held accountable," Police Chief John Drake said.
"We believe that the group that broke into and occupied the building is led by individuals who are not affiliated with the University."
The student called out "f*ck you, it's finals! Can I go home?"
"If birth rates continue to plummet, human civilization will end."
Trudeau losing support among youngest voters
"Every Friday, they meet on Zoom to hash out the latest twists and turns in the Trump legal saga."
"The same people who want us to pay off their student loans are taking college courses on Taylor Swift."
Congressional candidate Nate McMurray posted to X, "Die MAGA die. You lose."
"In fact, our reference for the truth might be a distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."
